....A NATION MOURNS
It isnt april 1st, I amnt sleepy or slaushed and I didnt read it from Times Of India either!!!...Now tat means its true.
In what was described as the most dramatic encounters of all times, Veerappan was shot in his home-forest near Dharmapuri Village.Spectators thought it was another Movie shoot, government's press release version claims its was an accident and the authorities were actually on a vacation, hunting deer.But then mistake is a mistake, and this one is of the highest order. Despite clear sign boards warnings like "Human Settlement ahead", "Terrorist crossing ahead" and "Bearded men at work-dont mistake for bears"...the carelessness of the Spl. Task Force has resulted an irreversible destruction of the ecological balance in Dharmapuri District.
Analysts claim that over the next 5 years, the population of trees and animals in the forest will triple.The Opposition condemned the Government for their irresponibility and demanded that the CM take responsibility and step down.
Personally, having grown up watching invincible icons like superman, spiderman and veerapan, this is the second disastrous news I am hearing in a weeks time(superman hit the bucket too!)
A: Veerapan shot by Tamil Nadu Special Task Force
Me: Ohh..not again! was it another film star...and they have actually set up a special force to track and video Veerappan's activities!!
A: No man...shot..as in the kind tats done with guns.
The Nation plunged into grief, the prime minister announced nationwide mourning and requested with the entire Male pupolation to grow their mustache as a tribune to the Man was and will be seen as the symbol and representation of moustachehood.
Women all over India were shocked about the news. When asked about her reaction, former Miss Univ Sushmita Sen said" What wil happen to the cosmetics industry now?no sandalwood any more?The future of the Nation looks bleak".
The Prime Minister Announced that Veerappan will be honoured with the title of 'SandalHOOD of India'.
Described as the Black Tuesday 2, the share market crashed following the release of the news.Cosmetic companies like mysore Sandal and Lux were among the big losers.
The Tamil and Kannada movie industry expressed deep grief on hearing the news.Their relationship with Veerappan extended well over a decade through exchange visits, monetary aid and time and again-providing a subject storyline for the insipid storywriters in both industries.
President Bush, who hadnt cared a damn abt India for so long tat he was ignorant of the change in government, called Mr.Vajpayee and wished him for successfully completing the oldest and longest fight against a single terrorist group."This success couldnt have been achieved if 'the dumb female leading the old n demented opposition' had been the PM of India" he said.
The incident has created a huge void in the terrorist groups active in the region and people are all eagerly waiting for the next veerappan.
will he have the trademark moustache anyway...
(chaami exits)
